Akpos and his neighbour's wife

Akpors has been admiring his
neighbor's wife.
The neighbor's wife always gives
him this seductive smile whenever
they greet each other.
Akpors didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his
desires because she's married.
So, one day the lady herself
approached Akpors alone in his
apartment.

AKPORS: Hi. LADY:

Hi AKPORS: Is everything alright?

LADY: Yes. Just need little help
from you (Smiling seductively)

AKPORS: Wow! Anything for the
angel.

LADY: I...I...I...just don't know how
to say this. I'll be so ashamed of
myself if I ask and you say no.

AKPORS: Oh my lady. you don't
have to. I am ready to do anything
for you.

LADY: You know, it's been over 3
weeks since my husband
travelled... :

AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he's
around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities...

AKPORS: Oh poor you... You must
have been going through hell!

LADY: I know you'll be stronger
than him...

AKPORS: Sure.

LADY: Can you help me?

AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm
ready if you are ready.

LADY: Oh thanks goodness! that's
why I came to you. Can you help
me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for
repairs?

YEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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