We Sent 113 Sex Workers To Support Eagles – Association Of Nigerian Prostitute

As the Super Eagles of Nigeria lock horns with
the Stallions of Burkina Faso on Sunday in the
final match, and we can authoritatively reveal
that over 113 commercial sex workers otherwise
known as prostitutes stormed the city of
Johannesburg to cheer the Super Eagles to victory. In a brief chat with one of the top ringleaders of
Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), in Abuja
on Saturday, it was learnt that the prostitutes left for
South Africa Friday night aboard a popular airline
(name withheld). According to the source, the prostitutes were ready
to do anything in other for the Super Eagles to return
home with the trophy after 13 years.

"Our initial plan was to fly at least 500 members
down there but along the line some of our sponsors
disappointed us. We were not discouraged by that
anyway, we made a promise and we must fulfil it."
She said. When asked if the one week free sex as earlier
promised by the association would still hold if the
Nigeria carries the day, the optimistic source
directed us to general secretary of the Association
of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), Jessica Elvis. Her words: "See bros, I'm not in the right position to
talk about that, I would advise you to call Jessy
(referring to Jessica Elvis) who is our gen-sec, she
would tell you all you need to know about that." When our correspondent contacted Jessica she told
this reporter to keep his finger cross for the big
show. "Yes, our members left Nigeria yesterday (Friday)
night for South Africa to cheer the Super Eagles to
victory and we pray and hope for Nigeria to carry the
day." Asked how many of them left for South Africa
Jessica said, "Just wait for the big show or you can
come down to Lagos for our pre victory party
tonight." Asked if the pre victory party would be gated, she
angrily said, "My president directed me not to talk to
the press until after the match, we'll address the
media after the match," she added. The association had earlier promised to declare one
week of free sex if the Super Eagles emerge winner
of the competition.